ZaGir Obedience Comic

PekkaRoyale:
The Marriage:
Characters: Zim, Gir, Marriage Guy, and people
I don’t own the show( of course I don’t) enjoy the fucking story!

Zim: GIRRRRRR!!!
Gir: Yes master Zim?
Zim: Do you realize what...
Gir: (Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah) *kisses Zim on the lips*
Zim: DO... THAT... AGAIN... IIIIII DAAAAARRREEE YOOOOUUU, GIRRRRR!!!
Gir: *doing it again very slowly*
Zim: *grabs Gir and kisses him really good*
Gir: You ain’t mad, Zim?
Zim: SIIILLLEEEENNNCCCEEE, Gir! Just do it with me AGAIN!
Gir: *tongue kissing Zim*
Zim: *the same what Gir’s doing*
Gir: Do you hate me? *starts to sob*
Zim: GIR! Why the fuck would I hate you if I accepted your kiss?
Gir: then hug me *hugs Zim*
Zim: *hugging him and picking Gir up*
Gir: Zim???
Zim: Yeah, Gir?
Gir: *pulls a $5000 ring and... and* WILL YOU marry me, master?
Zim: *speaking very lowly (is that even a real word?)* oh... ohhh... myyy... goood... Gir! *starts to yell at Gir for his* OF FUCKING COURSE GIR...
Gir: REALLY? You mean...
Zim: NOT!
Gir: *starts to sob and whine* WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY? You CANNOT ACCEPT IT? I’VE DID EVERYTHING FOR YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY MEEEEEEEE?
*SCREAMS LIKE A FUCKING GIRL until Zim changes his mind*
Zim: Gir? I was just kidding! I will marry you because you’re my buddy and my beloved friend!
[Going to the place where you get married! (not a church)]
Guy: will you take Gir as your beloved husband?
Zim: Yup!
Guy: and will YOOOOOOOUUUUU take Zim as your beloved husband too? For some reason?
Gir: *crying* yup, I do!
Guy: Two of them will be husband to husband... if that makes sense to Zim and Gir... YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE... if you want to!
[Zim and Gir kissing and tongue kissing as well]
People: *Laughing (most of them) and cheering*
Gir: ohh Zim...
Zim: ohh Gir...
Person: ship for ZaGir! Who agrees with me?
People: YEEEEAAAAHH!
[now their ship name is ZaGir (I mean of course ZaGir is a ship name for Zim and Gir)... ZaGir went home]
Gir: now we’re engaged, right sexy?
Zim: and married as well, my daddy! Welp, I’m gonna sleep! Good nig...
Gir: Ziiim?
Zim: *sighs* yeah Gir?
Gir: since were married, we can sleep together and do butt stuff together! Huhhh?
Zim: mmmmm *sticks his tongue out and starts to water his tongue* lets do it, then we sleep!
[few hours later]
Zim: That... was... awesome! Did you felt it, Gir?
Gir: *panting really hard* yup, Zim, yup I felt it hard!
Zim: goodnight!!!
Gir: night!!! PekkaRoyale:
The marriage!Characters: Zim, Gir, Marriage Guy, and people!
I don’t own this show! So pls understand and enjoy this fucking story!
Zim: GIRRRRRR!!!
Gir: Yes master Zim?
Zim: Do you realize what...
Gir: (Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah) *kisses Zim on the lips*
Zim: DO... THAT... AGAIN... IIIIII DAAAAARRREEE YOOOOUUU, GIRRRRR!!!
Gir: *doing it again very slowly*
Zim: *grabs Gir and kisses him really good*
Gir: You ain’t mad, Zim?
Zim: SIIILLLEEEENNNCCCEEE, Gir! Just do it with me AGAIN!
Gir: *tongue kissing Zim*
Zim: *the same what Gir’s doing*
Gir: Do you hate me? *starts to sob*
Zim: GIR! Why the fuck would I hate you if I accepted your kiss?
Gir: then hug me *hugs Zim*
Zim: *hugging him and picking Gir up*
Gir: Zim???
Zim: Yeah, Gir?
Gir: *pulls a $5000 ring and... and* WILL YOU marry me, master?
Zim: *speaking very lowly (is that even a real word?)* oh... ohhh... myyy... goood... Gir! *starts to yell at Gir for his* OF FUCKING COURSE GIR...
Gir: REALLY? You mean...
Zim: NOT!
Gir: *starts to sob and whine* WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY? You CANNOT ACCEPT IT? I’VE DID EVERYTHING FOR YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY MEEEEEEEE?
*SCREAMS LIKE A FUCKING GIRL until Zim changes his mind*
Zim: Gir? I was just kidding! I will marry you because you’re my buddy and my beloved friend!
[Going to the place where you get married! (not a church)]
Marriage Guy: will you take Gir as your beloved husband?
Zim: Yup!
Marriage Guy: and will YOOOOOOOUUUUU take Zim as your beloved husband too? For some reason?
Gir: *crying* yup, I do!
Marriage Guy: Two of them will be husband to husband... if that makes sense to Zim and Gir... YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE... if you want to!
[Zim and Gir kissing and tongue kissing as well]
People: *Laughing (most of them) and cheering*
Gir: ohh Zim...
Zim: ohh Gir...
Marriage Guy: ship for ZaGir! Who agrees with me?
People: YEEEEAAAAHH!
[now their ship name is ZaGir (I mean of course ZaGir is a ship name for Zim and Gir)... ZaGir went home]
Gir: now we’re engaged, right sexy?
Zim: and married as well, my daddy! Welp, I’m gonna sleep! Good nig...
Gir: Ziiim?
Zim: *sighs* yeah Gir?
Gir: since were married, we can sleep together and do butt stuff together! Huhhh?
Zim: mmmmm *sticks his tongue out and starts to water his tongue* lets do it, then we sleep!
[few hours later]
Zim: That... was... awesome! Did you felt it, Gir?
Gir: *panting really hard* yup, Zim, yup I felt it hard!
Zim: well, I going to sleep, Gir!
Gir: me too, I love you, Zim!
Zim: I love you too, Gir!
[Both hugging and kissing at the same time]
Zim: goodnight!!!
Gir: night!!!
[Aaaaaand... that’s all! The End]
SoapyZaGir! Please don’t h8 me for this!